I think it's a lot easier to get annoyed now as there is the wonderful world of social media where you are able to see things that you don't necessarily agree with, or your ex boyfriends new girlfriends constant Instagram update of how much she loves him. Puke.
So I thought I would give you my top ten annoyances which are mainly to do with social media. Enjoy.
TEN:
The person who thinks it is necessary to caption their Instagram selfie with a song lyric.
Most of the time it has nothing to do with the photo. For instance; a toothy smile selfie with lyrics from an Adele song.
Doesn't work babes, lyrics and photos aren't a thing. They haven't been since 2009.
NINE:
The foodie.
Every once in a while I redeem it necessary for you to share a photo of your food, I am not one to really do this but I think it is okay.
In moderation.
But if you upload a photo of your maccies from 2am last night in the Nashville filter - I will most likely unfollow you.
EIGHT:
Those people who bash people for using filters. 'Oh you use filters? I don't. #nofilter'
I'm glad you're not using a filter but you're actually worse than people who do use filters. Unfortunately, you can't get an award for not using a filter but if you could you'd get the giant arsehole award.
SEVEN:
Those people who have the overwhelming impulse to tell you they love tea and cats in their bio.
I don't need to elaborate, do I?
SIX:
People who don't order anything when you get something to eat but then ask you if your food is nice and if they could 'try some'.
You either get food or you don't come. I am not a food bank.
FIVE:
People who constantly attention seek by saying their life is a mess.
This can either be via social media or during social gatherings like sleepovers. These people are everywhere and I have no time for it, if you're staying round my place I want fun not you crying about something not that important whilst I'm trying to enjoy Zac Efron on my screen.
FOUR:
People who bash other music genres/artists/people who like a certain artist.
I like a variety of music and I hate how it is more socially acceptable for me to say I like The 1975 than it is to say I like One Direction. It's music snobbery and it's pathetic. Liking a band or singer doesn't make you any less human or valuable. I LOVE YOU HARRY STYLES.
THREE:
'I read the book before the film.'
CONGRATULATIONS, you win nothing. These type of people grind my gears. FYI it's not always good to read books first because I tried to read Twilight but I was SO bored I put it down after a chapter, and I've seen twenty minutes of the first film and yet again got bored. Snore.
TWO:
People who have over 100 seconds on their snapchat of the night before.
Okay so we've all been there, we've all been excited with our mates and want everyone to know how amazing our night out is, so what is the best way to annoy people without posting constantly on insta?
Snapchat.
I won't lie, I myself have had a 100 second or so snapchat story. But it's when it's over that and it's just you absolutely hammered trying to dance in those awful over-priced Topshop heels you shouldn't have ever bought. That's when there's a problem.
I have people on snapchat who must spend more time uploading than actually partying. Please stop. We all tap through as quickly as possible babes.
ONE:
The 'About Last Night' posts.
If you have ever posted a photo of you from the night out before with the caption 'about last night' delete it. I almost feel violated when I see people post photos with this caption. An invasion on my human rights. And DON'T get me started on when people '#' it. We'd be here all night.
Hope you enjoyed my random rambling. Until next time..
Natalie xx
